I don’t get it. When I joined the military, I got stationed in SC. The people from the south were so amped to get us to try Chick Fil-a and it’s just another sandwich.

Popeyes is legit though. I don’t know how KFC is still is business.

What military were you in? I still use my my seabag and it is now officially 20 years old. You can see the stencils from boot camp still, too.

My peacoat was expensive but I think one day after the apocalypse, my great grandkids will still be using it to keep warm. I even scored a second one for free from a raffle.

Not…

Well, since the House has a bunch of women in charge and as the young stars of the party, I trust they have the brass ovaries to stand up to the Republicans.

The House just has to use the purse and not include any funding. Boom. Done.

From the video I don’t even think the DA could charge him with much that sticks.

She struck him in the face, reportedly after shouting the n word several times. I’m not saying he’s in the right. I’m saying it looks like most parties decided this was not in anybody’s interest to keep going.

Listen, if I’m hanging with my girl at my party and some drunk asshole gets into with her, you can bet I am going to physically eject that person from the party. And if they throw hands, all bets are probably off.

This is a myth.

With literal generation talents all over the field and a coach who occasionally gets out of his own way.

Fuck no.

A serial killer getting ready to fingerbang his sister.

They aren't. Everybody is making open world games and they all actually work, use modern rendering techniques, and patch bugs. 

At this point, I do blame the customers. We’ve been telling you for years this is what they think of you.

You’re telling me that there’s nothing even REMOTELY interesting about such a weird thing?!

What do you like about sports? Is it ok if in addition to what you like, some of us like other stuff too? You wanna smoke some herb tonight and order a couple pepperonis and just chill the fuck out? I got some good stuff.

SO he’s going to the fucking Warriors is what you’re telling me?

#NeverForget

Don’t lose sight of the fact that this is all a negotiation tactic for the union contract next year. They said it and nobody seems to be talking about it.

No. Bush will never fall farther than #2. So much of what is wrong in the world today is due to him.

Minor?

I am going to watch a new show about archaeology on the Travel Channel.

These violent delights have violent ends.

spend the rest of his days peacefully eating and lowing and issuing tremendous and unfathomably powerful farts alongside its much smaller peers