You're doing the lord's work. 

She went to USC and ‘works’ for SBNation.

I feel like at this point we have a complete picture of this person.

That arm looks like a Halloween prop on somebody’s lawn.

Say hi to your motha for me.

The way Eli is playing tonight, I’d head back in tomorrow and demand my money back.

Fuck that, they need to go back in time and get Rosen.

Say “Hi.” to your mother for me.

I like it.

Top Pot Forever.

I blame the Dutch.

Lawrence Taylor sent hookers to opponents’ rooms.

Now, these guys cosplay Mean Girls to try and get in each other’s heads. Also, you guys got clowned on national tv, Normy. Take the L and move on.

Hold on a sec. Seamanship, especially in those days, is not a joke. They absolutely were in mortal peril sailing into the unknown. Keeping it all together and managing logistics of this voyage 600 years ago is quite the feat.

LMAO, the only reason the Giants were in the game at all is Beckham is an all-time player.

We already lost the important election. Taking the House back is nice, but it’s not gonna impeach anybody the next couple years.

Actual conversation:

But my Hellcat is ok, right?

I highly doubt they will be able to affect much in the next 2 years.

Oh, I haven’t spoken to her since before her vote because I saw it coming.

I mean she’s 68 and completely alienated herself from the family. What she has coming is a lonely death.

But nothing will change that she’s fairly wealthy and white.

My poor little cousin shared her story of assault with her Trump supporter mother only to be told ‘So what?’

I told her that unfortunately, her mom got hers, retired, and fuck everybody else.