Seriously. I’m 75% sure her reps just straight paid for her coverage because nobody likes her.

It’s obviously so I can use the venue for my 40th birthday extravaganza 2 weeks later, but my heart will go on.

Where besides WalMart?

Where besides WalMart?

IT HAS TO HAVE METAL GEAR SOLID!!!!!!!!

I have no memory of being in the room and watching the sexual assault I saw occur.

Wait, I almost always type with 2 hands on my phone. I’m newly 39. Fuck, am I an Old?!?!

I’m more bummed that we got so little Capaldi. I didn’t think I’d like him as much as I did.

I’m glad she gets to start off with her own fresh writing crew and showrunner. Leaves behind a lot of baggage and lets them all give the show their own flavor with a clean break.

Interesting. It’s not messy but it’s not as cray as it should be.

I wonder if this is because they have to show her face after the stunt double does the heavy lifting?

You rang?

His name is ‘Mitch’.

I have Yeti pubes Stormy, but at least I didn’t fuck Donald Trump.

Love always wins.

I don’t mean to be pedantic, but she gets pretty banged up and tousled from Winter Soldier on. Though she did get that alien goo facial in Infinity War.

One step forward...?

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That last line is the best thing I’ve read all day.

The CG uses a lot of old navy equipment. They have several former frigates and destroyers.

No, fuck that noise. Raisins are disgusting.

Sinking my fantasy roster.

No, you stupid fuck. This is ZERO progressive men because the OP is full of shit and lashing out.