Can I get ungreyed while this clown is banished? 

Hot take: Amy Schumer is trying too hard.

Obvious take: Come the fuck on with that...’outfit’.

This is a good Sam Smith opinion.

You’ve misread your base if you think even a slight majority here gives a flying fuck that Stephanie Mills stepped up to defend a pedophile with a very easily laughed at straw man.

Also, posting screeds to Instagram? No.

Because Twitter is a shit pit. 

How is it possible everybody was coked out of their minds on the 80s and yet every car was so bland and shitty? 

Using Twitter for customer support means the company doesn’t really care about customer support.

Wow, another black person isn’t smart. I wonder why he only says that about black people.

Just got a bunch of "bring that booty" texts from girls I grew up with, so wish me lick! 

When does the Demon driver stop idling? 

Dafuq is a ‘tiddy’?

Just like Eve, stories people write about the game are 50x more interesting than actually playing. 

The BEST people.

I’m gonna be that guy. WTF is ‘asking for prayers’ supposed to accomplish? Isn’t it your god’s will that she die now since he knows everything and there’s no real free will?

Sorry, my whole family is vacationing together, including the Trump supporting members and I have not been holding back. Seriously though,…

This guy is 100% full of shit. He blames everything except the racists.

My co-worker’s son was a d3 player after tearing a meniscus his senior year of high school.

This was bad Kinja.

What am I doing that I cook (and always have) Jasmine rice in 10 min to perfection?

Everybody who has ever tasted my rice asks me the recipe and I give it out freely because everybody should be able to whip up some rice in 10 min.

Spoiler alert: most TV/movies are based on statistically implausible scenarios.

Switch players are gonna be in for a rude awakening when they don't get the full featured experience. 

When I turned 18 in California, my 17 yo girlfriend’s mother called the cops on me for statutory.