If you’re not cracking open the checkbook for Machado, then you’re not serious about winning.

Especially if they win it all this year, because he becomes an instant legend in LA.

Well there are huge swathes where nothing is happening for large stretches, except that one asshole sniper out there getting his 2 rando kills per match.

I’m not saying everywhere needs to be a killbox, but I feel like is they put more points of interest around, people would go there and we wouldn’t end up with some…

I thought I was a bad feminist for thinking “This seems like a shitty relationship between 2 shitty people” instead of abuse.

What if we just pay employees directly?

This is one of my core problems with BF maps. They're basically a huge waste of space. 

Your name is apt.

He went to the Hernandez Crimelord Academy.

Not auction. Sale. Surprisingly, Univision is clueless but likes spending money to show off. 

I know you know what he actually was saying, Bert.

Are you a fucking idiot? 

What in the fuck point are you trying make? Are you a DNC bot currently melting down? 

+1, shut it down for the day

The Dreaming Celestial?

Especially Hispanics.

Maybe he acts this way because virginity is a nearly incurable disease that requires extraordinary commitment.

Let me introduce you to Aaron Hernandez and Rae Carruth....

Did you miss the tone?

I just turned 39 a couple weeks ago and I’m definitely feeling old AF. Not hurtling, I'm already middle aged. 

The secret for men is to not have sex any more. I’m going on 15 months and I definitely don’t ever think about it at all, ever. 

Aaron Hernandez thinks Shady should have had a better plan to get her to move and give him the property back.