This would be a monumental waste of time and money, but it’s not mine.

All you fuckers that paid for the PUBG pass, or still preorder, would get this and don’t even try to deny it.

It was so transparently a San Antonio ploy that I’m surprised you think this is LeBron.

How did Stephen A get started? Was his current schtick popular at any point?

I can do the same thing in my Challenger. 

I need to hear what the 2019 Challenger Hellcat has over my 2016. 

Lifehacker should be shut down at this point. This place is by far the worst on Kinja now.

They’re trying to say HGH gut. When you take HGH, your organs get larger and there is a characteristic belly. 

I hope anybody who plays has had their fill because PUBG is about to be MySpace: The deserted carnival of the internet.

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!!!

44 Fords? 

Whoa, dafuq did you “facilitate”?!

What IS “good”?

Ok, so it wasn’t just me hallucinating.

Whew, luckily that convicted rapist was there during the other ride to keep Jameis in line.

LMAO, “Will speak to Mexico.”

This could be LeBron's eugoogly in a few years. Especially since it looks extremely doubtful he'll even get back to the finals. 

That lede is an all time great.

Gizmodo media is guilty of trying to shift to video with autoplay as well.

If I were a dev, I would take this comparison as the kiss of death.

None of that shit is going to happen, except the not breastfeeding part.