Serious answer: You’re a fucking moron.

Hey, now that my life is no longer a mess nearly a year later, we should get that beer this summer some time.

On PTI, Kornheiser repeatedly mocked this prediction.

You know how stupid your take has to be when Kornheiser is correct in repeatedly roasting your dumb ass on national TV.

PS: No matter how many times you nag me, make me log back in over and over for using AdBlock, I will never stop.

Who gives a fuck? Am I supposed to feel bad for the Hotel?

Tiffany Haddish is talking about backing out of signed contracts because now she’s more famous, so she should get more.

Um, I’m with the “influencers” on this one. You see that quote about the Maldives? Fuck your snooty bullshit.

Didn’t Kesha have a lawyer at that point? No lawyer worth anything would have been OK with that.

I don’t believe there is a victim in this transaction based on actually following the principals and watching the show.

#1-Hemsworth

I don’t understand what step was skipped.

“Sure, 40ish people are worried about Cayde.”

This movie is only slightly better than VVitch, which was the buttfumble of 2015.

Not today.

Dana disrespected Jackson throughout. It’s not Jackson’s problem to carry the other fighter.

Scissor me timbers.

We didn’t need the video.

Fuck that, this had been a long time coming.

You do you, Alex. ENJOY YOURSELF!!!

Burke, I love you but this is trying a little too hard. You nearly stuck it, just pull back a little.