Going back to school on GI Bill.

I’m about to be a senior and most of the people in my classes skew slightly older. Median age is around 26 for my network security path.

I’m 38/about to be 39, single for the first time in 20 years, and I feel like younger than 30 for a potential partner is really dicey.

It wasn’t quite a slobberknocker like with Joey Bats.

Listen, when you have fists like that, you get to bend the rules until somebody stops you.

Yeah, who wants to be the first to take a swing at my boy Rougned?!?!

You come at the king, you best not miss.

Yeah, but you remember the people you grew up with there?

+1, Came here to make Shrek puns, glad to see you already holding court.

No, because the series ends after the Warriors win 3 more.

How is he the villain but LeBron is the hero?

LeBron acts as if neither he nor his teammates has ever committed a legit foul in their lives after every call.

I’m sorry Bert, I’ve tried defending you. But your writing has become trash and it’s not even funny in an ironic way.

The feed from SoCal:

LeBron has a foot off the floor, is leaning way back because he’s sliding his feet under Durant, and flops. It was the correct call.

Are we not pretending that Looney picked up 2 ghost fouls within seconds of each other?

Maybe the Warriors are just better and LeBron’s meddling has gotten him his just desserts? I’m just…

They looked at the replay that showed LeBron sliding his legs under Durant and called the appropriate foul.

Somebody needs to remix LeBron’s motioning with the Subway $5 footlong jingle.

Counterpoint:

Are we sure Kinja isn’t an NFL plant?

I barely make 6 figures and I have a full ounce sitting on my stove. Weed is awesome and cheap as shit here.

Welcome to Washington. Don’t mind the Seahawks ‘fans’. They’ve only been around since 2012.

Petey has been a figurehead for a long fuckin’ time. I truly believe he had no knowledge of Reggie Bush’s house because Pete has been senile for a long fucking time.

And I’m a god damn UCLA Bruins fan.

Sorry, I originally starred this after only reading the first paragraph. You were so close!