Dude...where’s my car?

Holy shit dude!!! You can’t just throw that in with a hard ‘D’! You gotta say they’re urban ‘diggas’.

Also, bite the FUCK out of their nose with your incisors. Means most of you linemen will need dental implants.

He knows about the security footage. Maybe this is a sign of CTE because I can’t imagine thinking arguing with video evidence is going to help?

Dodgers and Kershaw gets the monkey off his back with Series MVP.

One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach: all the damn vampires.

I want proof she can not travel back in time.

That rise can be accounted for by people who were starting to think that Trump had lied to them on various promises jumping on board with their hero fucking a porn star. They’re in it to live vicariously.

Isn’t Belichick not in the coaches association, so that’s why he’s not in stuff like this?

No, man, I’m Dave, man.

So who won that trade?

+1, Carry on wayward son

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the Grayson again.

This is crass, even by your standards. Stormy Daniels is an absolute porn fucking STAR and you have slandered her, sir!

She is an absolute badass.

I don’t know if it’s this stellar weed or that this dude is crazy.

It honestly sounds like NMS at launch, but with friends. So now instead of a garbage solo experience, you can have a garbage co-op experience.

You kids these days with your wifi. Back in my day (early aughts) we had to string CAT5 around berthing on a sub just to be able to play poker after they shut down our live games.