It's a pity your parents never taught YOU that there are other choices beside "turn your kid into a self-worshipping asshole" and "beat him half to death."

The real world isn't binary. There are gradations between, "You're a special gumdrop of magic and your poop is candy," and "You miserable piece of shit. I should have got that abortion when I had the chance."

You do realize there's an in-between, right?

Anything by Neal Stephenson and William Gibson-but particularly Cryptonomicron and Neuromancer. And ANYTHING by Tim Powers but especially Declare.

As a paleontologist, I was particularly wowed by a recent discovery from the end of the age of dinosaurs in Morocco of a gigantic turtle with a long, tubular snout! Details in the link:

Yeah but I eat TO the crusts!

A bunch of kids would take, like, two bites of pizza and then leave the rest of the slice. Part of me died inside. Who does that with pizza? That's deviant behavior.

Huh, I ran the checked but didn't see anything about 2gb. (Wasn't looking for it, I just ran it because there was a link to it)

$13 for DLC for a few games plus neat collectable figurines. I probably enjoy putting them on display more than I enjoy training them in Smash Bros.

Just look at those colours, logos and font. Yik. Looks like a fisher price toy. (I'm assuming you already appreciate the tech skills and just want to know the reasons behind the slanderous side of my comment)

Does he really need to elaborate in this case? This looks like it's made out of shampoo bottles and toothbrushes.

3) The Cottingley Fairies

That they're comparing Iggy's (supposed) sex tape to Bill Cosby drugging and raping multiple women over decades is appalling.

A Scanner Darkly - Philip K. Dick

Mistress approved!

Well, British actors doing accents from the American Southeast. It happens.

You just saved me the trouble of posting a similar image. I would also go with:

Bitten by a spider and buried alive, never to be seen or heard from again.