Much like the Oscars numbers 2 to infinity don't really matter, the fact that the Reuben is #1 shows you understand how our corner of reality works. Thank you for this. I will say that not everyone understands the Reuben, I was in a restaurant that had what they called a classic Reuben. A classic means it uses…

I thought this was common knowledge, my 7th grade science teacher showed us how it worked using feather and a toe in 1972, the taller you are, the more lag you have. Also, if you are forming a band, try to make sure all of the members are the same or similar height so they have the same amount of lag.

Thanks for the heads up, do you know anyone who wants to buy a one way ticket from Des Moines, IA to Istanbul? I paid $1,400, will take best offer.

When I first heard about the ISIS Caliphate it kind of made me wish I had faith, being part of the formation of a new empire, or dying in a blaze of gunfire does have an appeal, and I can't drink anyway. So, now you are saying that I'll get a wife as well, and if I don't like her I can get another, and keep the first…

They are hiding Area 52, my sources tell me its bigger on the inside........

This is a prime example of TCM nostalgia, what era are they talking about. I'm old and I come from a long line of black smiths and mechanics but because my dad fucked off when I was little and my grandpa wouldn't let me in the garage after I drove an earth-mover into a wall when I was 3, I have none of that BS to…

You left off the steak knife, useful for removing any type of screw or tightening hose clamps after you used the serrated edge to cut out the bad bit. Much better than a butter knife that is only used for one type of screw.

On the link to inside games JP, does anyone else get the Japanese Liver ad? Some fatty tuna will fix that. Seriously, mercury poisoning and Mario kicks, a made in Japan Venn diagram.

Caveat Emptor regarding AAA approved service stations and mechanics. Years ago the Elko NV AAA approved tow truck driver dropped a hand full of gravel into our carburetor and completely destroyed our vans engine. Its been 30 years, I might try AAA again, but I have learned to always keep a very close eye on anyone…

I was shocked to see a 360 copy yesterday. I've been seeing the commercials forever but never noticed any mention of anything other than XboxOne. Is it like that GC/Wii Zelda or is the 360 hobbled in some way?

There are many sites that host the ROM's of these games. I don't want to provide a link and have people loose their minds, but they have names like Cool Roms, Free Roms, and Dope Roms. Good Luck.

Way past time for Wacom execs to update their LinkedIn profiles. Really, right now this great for most people, but when they are able to get a higher DPI this will blow the Cintiq away. I've spent $200 on a drawing tablet with no image, so this is exactly what I've been hoping for. http://www.pcm.com/p/8608224?sour…

"editing, "disrespectful" becomes "precocious," "defiant" becomes "sassy," and "entitled" becomes "confident.""

OK, its from a pan and it looks like cake, but that is as close as this gets to Pancake. Where are the crispy edges, where are any of the features that make a pancake different from a coffee cake, a donut , or a cruller? Cruller, that is what this is, some kind of mega cruller.

I know history will be just as unkind when it judges everyone focusing on the dads racism.

Choosey mother f*%&$¿'s choose Jiff.

Make sure you hang the keys back on the hook when you're done. If you don't chaos will ensue and no one will every be able to find anything, thanks. (I swear to god Jimmy, if he looses them one more time I am going to blow a freaking gasket. Every time its, I forgot something in your car, or can I borrow your…

Make sure you hang the keys back on the hook when you're done. If you don't chaos will ensue and no one will every be able to find anything, thanks.

What kind of chaos do you live in that people remove your keys from hooks?

Racist!..... For referencing Jar Jar Binks, not the other.