Sigh ...

A Jalopnik classic ... she WAS trying to "park" it somewhere, wasn't she?

Obligatory vid ...

So, yeah, the Mini's been said, about a bajillion times. But it's got to be THIS Mini. Nothing sums up the British, and their sense of humour, such as this ...

Breaking News - a spokeswoman from the plant is headed out to meat with Federal Authorities.

Stoopid Gawker sites

What are you trying to say?

Kei Car? Wait, what?

Starting MSRP of $115,000 (before options), completely and utterly useless, and de rigueur NBA/NFL/Ashton Kutcher cool.

Jeep Grand Cherokee?

Nibbles!

In most circles, the e36 is regarded as the red-headed stepchild, especially in 332is form. But, as it gets older, it does look better and better. It's much easier to work on than the e30, yet still doesn't have all the typical BMW electrical gremlins that the e46 started venturing into. And it still goes like stink…

Come on y'all, don't be so critical. I mean, those Ferrari take offs must be worth the $5,500 alone! Who knew that Ferrari and Volvo shared the shared the same bolt pattern and offset?

Iz called "Dart"? I tink you missed zee bullzeye.

Is holier-than-thou smugness a "mod'?

Any BMW forum, but particularly e46Fanatics and the e46 section of M3Forum:

Ah ... yes.

Sweden. Sure, SAAB's just about dead, but Volvo's on a bit of a rebound (expecting a 20% increase in US sales in 2012), and they have Spyker ... and they make this.

Leave my gentleman sausage out of this.

I think Infiniti must be using Hyundai's old ad agency, b/c those snowball-themed, yuppie BMW driving spots they're running now are pretty much an updated version of this.