From DMagazine's 2005 Edition of "52 Things Every Dallasite Must Do:"

It could be worse.

For most people who have been asking, no, the truck apparently was NOT street-legal. (And it was registered in OK.)

Actually, when I lived in Uptown, we used to call them "972 Interlopers." Hence the reason our e36 LeMons Car ("Summer's Eve Racing") is car #972.

Why is it at my Nana's house?

The blogger doth protest....

Extras for Iron Eagle 5?

Imagine the traffic reports!

So, he'll take deposits for 10 and build, what, 4 or 5?

The Texas plate does not surprise me at all ... sigh.

I'm sure she hotter in the back...

Yup, she pretty much looks like every Sunfire-owning girl I've ever seen...

Isn't this the answer to every failure, both automotively and personally?

Chett is going to beat the shit out of Wyatt for this...

Lots of good pics on pages 3 &4 of this "for sale" thread on e9 forum

The 6.2 and 6.5 diesels were quite possibly the worst diesels ever put into trucks and sold to consumers. (Thank god they never offered up the 350 diesels.)

Isn't this the same state that made an internet Porn Starlet change her name from Melissa Lincoln to Melissa Midwest?

Is her dress white? Well good, because I'd want the dishwasher to match the rest of the appliances...

@bearslayer: Dammit ... beat me to it!