I know that used to be valet-only. I'm not sure now, but I think it might still be.

Some people are saying that people just need to pay their bills on time. While this is true, the people who are saying that have clearly never had a sudden financial change, or had to struggle to get by. What I think people really should take from this is that they need to buy things within their means. Don't take out…

Three things:

SO MANY COLORS!

That speed "bump" is clearly too high, but maybe those people should slow the fuck down.

What will the Escalade be? CT5000?

Violet metallic with the big black wheels, panoramic roof, "night" bodykit, and illuminated Mercedes star. None of the really expensive options. Perfect.

I would totally rock one of these but up here they're all rusted away.

This is actually really too bad, because in a few years I'll be shopping for a new car. While I'm not planning on buying showroom new, there's a few cars that I would consider it for. At $21k with those features and a really nice looking interior it could be a serious candidate but not when it only comes in…

Jesus Christ.

Even the 26 foot monstrosity that you can rent from U-Haul tops out at 20k. You only need a CDL to rent in Ontario.

My first car was about a half a mile from my house. The second, maybe 3/4 of a mile.

It was ok, but it mostly reminded me of how douchey all of the people at Horizon would be in real life

I was just today thinking about how much I hate these.

I have a good idea of where you live from the dealers you listed. You forgot Zimbrick, Kayser, Smart, and Len Dudas.

Base GT in Guard with "Ceramic" cloth interior. No options except spoiler delete. $32,925.

That's exactly what I was going to say.

That can not be easy to drive at night.

I'd still drive it.