Shit. I'd wear one of those.

I'm pretty sure they're only meant to seat one on each side (When did they switch that with the rear-facing bench?) but I really don't see any reason why you couldn't shove 4 kids back there, seatbelts be damned.

#7 is the biggest joke. Wow.

Lincoln needs a few serious BMW/Audi contenders, like Cadillac, but also a huge, expensive, impractical flagship to keep it's reputation.

That's simultaneously as ugly as most new cars and as boring as everything from 2003. (Like the rest of their lineup.)

That is a clean box. I like the interior color a lot too. Kind of unusual.

This big Ford on the other hand is so square and boxy that it's like something you might drive in Minecraft. That means there's acres of room inside, and in fact the fold up seats in the back 40 give this big beast true 9-passenger seating (2+3+2/2). When those seats go down its provides space that Lawrence of Arabia…

I like it. Not too obnoxious looking.

I want to live where you guys live. Going down the list, the only cars I can find here for less than a grand are Crown Vics, Camaros and Corvairs. There are no Justys or old SE-Rs here either. 240s here are going for $4000-$6000, Eagles $2000-$5000, Cherokees are about $2k, and E30s are anywhere from $2000-$6000.…

If they were dirt cheap, I could maybe convince myself to buy one because I would have enough money left to deal with 8 mpg.

That works.

Where the hell was the Murano driver trying to go in the beginning of the video?

It would be interesting to see how the range drops with all the police gear. There's a reason why Crown Vics had heavy duty alternators.

and no one was surprised.

"Stacy:" (Not mine, but nearly identical. Mine was in better shape.) We decided it was the best kind of name for a rough-and-tumble truck that was too small for a more masculine name. One of my friends drew her personified and it was spot on.

No. Wrong. When I was looking for my first car on a $500 budget, I had multiple people tell me to look at Miatas. I thought Miatas were cool (and I still do) and they were all sure I'd be able to find one, maybe in rough shape, but at least affordable. They were wrong. I could not find a single one under $2000ish.…

1200 cars and they STILL don't do a fucking Panther. HELLO?! MARAUDER!

I've seen the Zenn, the GEM, and the Citicar here. Damn hippies.

I wonder if they have damage effects yet.

It wouldn't be too hard to convert a SHO to be pretty close, but it certainly wouldn't be the same. I had no idea there was a Sable like that. Now I wish there were more.