I think these ads were fantastic. Lincoln needs to take a look at these.

That's a good point, but I assume most of the accidents happen when they go too high on the wall before getting enough speed, at which point they would probably still be inside the car.

I've been on it once, and I was in a coach bus that was holding people like you back.

I dig it. It almost looks like something from GTA. I feel like the ESV will be a little more proportional looking. Is there going to be an Avalanche/EXT? Also, how does it compare to the current model, size-wize?

Do they not even have roll cages?

I wish.

Cousin of the Mega Track.

And it only comes in two colors.

That's the boat I'm in too. Maybe by the time the C8 Aerowagon comes around I'll be able to afford one.

I believe it got 5's all around.

Mine is bigger.

I. fucking. LOVE. Watching small overlap crash tests. Most crash tests are interesting but I am so fascinated with the way the energy is transferred across the front and down the side. I think the Volvo S60 is one of my favorites.

Please.

I think it's pretty cool to have a straight-up USB port in the dash for charging and whatnot, but WOW that looks jank. They couldn't integrate it better than that?

(This was I really hard comment to write because I wasn't sure if I wanted to go for the blimp pun or stick closer to the name of the real BLM.)

I want to be head of the Bureau of Land Yacht Maintenance & Preservation. (BLYMP)

Pine Cone Restaurant at the Petro on US 51 just outside Madison

I don't get shortened cars. They really never look good. People seem to love shortening F-85 Cutlasses (http://madison.craigslist.org/cto/4045838263…) and it just does not look good. Neither does this wagon.

Every dog I know would hate this. It doesn't look like it gives them much visibility or human contact.

The Range Rover driver was unquestionably threatened. If not when they opened his door, definitely when they smashed his window. I don't know anything about gun laws in NY but I would imagine most people in NYC don't carry.