ND.  I’ve already owned an aging Mercedes.  You sneeze, it’s a $1000.  Look at the car wrong, that’s another $1000.  Oops, you didn’t say 3 Hail Mary’s and 2 Our Father’s before starting the car, that’ll be $2000.  Thank you very much no thank you. 

Seriously, I’d bet my life that after he posted this ad, this guy went straight to the Challenger forums to resume a months-long argument that George Floyd was asking for it, the vaccine is helping Covid spread, DeSantis would be a great president, etc.

Replaced brake lines are usually a sign of a life spent driving through salted winter roads. No dice on this one.

Those blocky wheel arches are part of being a Countach.

I am not into sloppy seconds so totally not into sloppy elevenths. No Dice

ND

What exactly is a “hairpin 90"? Sounds like a very useless hairpin if it’s a 90 degree angle. 

When you see me rolling up in this, you know what’s about to happen. I’m about to open the door, and saunter out in my baggy track suit wearing house shoes. I’m here to watch the local co-eds play some volleyball while I eat a concession stand corn dog.

“M” is for Mmmmm..... no.

After watching that video, remembering how billionaires doubled their wealth during Covid and reading this article, I'm reeeeally beginning to understand the French Revolution. Anyone want to help build a guillotine?

This car is offensive. I’d like to think that if I ever became wealthy enough to consider something even a fraction this excessive, I’d stop and do some good with it instead of just showing off.

White Peafowl are not albino. They are a naturally occurring mutation of the Indian Blue peafowl. They have pale blue eyes, yes that pale blue, and faint iridescent colouring in the ocelli of the tail feathers that in certain light has been compared to the mousse of fine champagne.

This is money well-spent!

When we finally eat the rich, as least this one will come with a decent wine pairing.

Every now and then there’s a car that reminds me why “Crack Pipe” was an option...

The more important question: how many of these NPOND posts have been written while on the toilet?

If you buy that Miata for $20k, I’ll give you $4k for it right now and save you the hassle of wrecking it.

First of all, it’s a cool resto-mod, but not $17k cool. Would expect things to be a bit more tucked and tied for that kind of $$$.

Now they have you scraping replies for content? And isn’t this supposed to be a slideshow?

These. Understated and integrate perfectly with the car’s lines.

Bro. Holy shit. I can’t believe what the fuck I just watched, read, dug deeper, and Googled even more.