She is wearing SCRUNCHIES on her FEET. That alone makes her one of the coolest drummers ever.

Hold on, I read “20 years his senior” which to me, sounds like she’s the older one.

She’s bored now. He was fine when his dark skin was raking in compliments for how noble and selfless she was in raising him but all that’s petered out. If he’s murdered in cold blood she can play the grieving mother, but until then he’s not “earning” her devotion.

That article on The Weeknd was long and well written and somehow Selena Gomez was your takeaway? You don’t read anything you comment on do you?

It’s not even shade.  It’s just passive aggressive bratty whining.  

It should have been Ramona.

To quote Dorothy Parker:

I wasn’t as wild about this episode compared to the premiere. The climax makes a confusing muddle out of what in the book was a fairly straightforward event.

Cut this shit out. She is a teenager in a dysfunctional family. You are compounding her anguish. Just stop.

Agreed. Algebra is actually awesome. As a former woman math/science major, this makes me sad.

A few hours later, I asked my brother for “help” with my algebra homework. By the end of the night, he’d done my homework for me.

brownie mix is a deeply personal thing <3

My 13-year-old son and I agree that Michelle Obama sounded like a mom talking to her teenage kids.  He thought it was a very effective scolding.

“Atticus and a fellow traveler choose to walk several miles back to town rather than travel with the white riders on a small truck transporting them the same distance after the bus breaks down”

As someone who is short, curvy and dark, I can only look on amazed:

This was weird. You're weird, Harron.

pizza without meat, which is technically possible, I swear

How do you know if someone’s not a vegetarian?

I went to a work happy hour, but I drove, which I don’t normally do. I got a Diet Coke instead of a rum and Diet Coke.

Thanks for your useless contribution dipshit.