Unless it’s Santa or Jesus.

I’m not doing OK, but I’m trying. I gotta get help guys.

I hope that’s a waterbed because Lea Michele seems excessively thirsty.

I’m not an expert by any means (I’m a cub scout co-den leader, and a new one at that, but have no actual experience with girl scouts beyond buying cookies - so anything I say about girl scouts is pure hearsay), but it’s really more of a unit by unit thing...yes, girl scouts can do the same thing boy scouts do, but…

When did Adam Sandler turn into John Turturro?

- Rex Tillerson 7/20/2017

What a fucking moron.

Brad Pitt wants everyone to know he chewed Weinstein out after he assaulted his then girlfriend Gwyneth Paltrow...and then decided to work with him after that!! These fake feminist “men” are so WOKE y’all!!!

I was being sarcastic.

As if having daughters ever stopped anyone from attacking women....

This shit looks like a good time, gonna have to open up the old Amazon App. Also does anyone else find the UI on that thing atrocious? It’s a horrible, horrible app to use (at least on PS4 anyway)

If Capitalism is a religion, then Hollywood is its Vatican.

Talking = oral.

Kindergarten Cop was released a decade or so before he became governor

OH AND ALSO coming of age in the 60's and 70's doesn’t mean that anti-harrassment training in the workplace hasn’t been in a law in California since 2004.

Credit when it’s due: it takes real talent to make Carson Daly look like the coolest motherfucker alive.

OMG. I’ve never been married. I dread planning a wedding. I don’t even like planning small gatherings. My wedding... shall it happen... will me intimate and quick.

Anyone taking bets on whether this shit show is canceled before or after Christmas?

I am sorry, Gella, but, for some reason I find him very attractive.

#ButTheirEmails