We would snort light bulbs if you let us.

Wanna make snorting gunpowder the next big thing? Or am I way late to the party?

we also shoot things with guns

Are your children Brown Nosing? The new substance ruining our youth.

‘What sort of woman would do something like this to another woman

I also smoked due to hyperemesis, rather than lose the baby. For any moms feeling guilty that they may have burdened their children with issues, I just want to say that my son does not have ADHD, behavioral issues or any spectrum disorders. He DID have colic when he was born, and I do think that was connected (my poor…

Not diminishing your comment, but she basks in the light of social media, so she should get over herself.

I’m a meme! but it’s local and only shows up on FB when it snows in Portland. And I don’t get terrorized. It’s the best. I have no idea who made it.

Yeah, but it’s just so obviously a stage name, that’s my point.

Guess we all know what Beyonce was reading during her rough patch with Jay Z..

As I said, Blue is a great name.

And, “Jamaica” in Queens is actually the Dutch corruption of a Native American word to make this even more convoluted.

What do city keys do? Can you open stores after hours or some shit?

Laguardia is a pretty big deal in NYC. I love Nicki Minaj, but she is not the most famous alumnus. Jennifer Aniston, Ellen Barkin, Adrien Brody, Liza Minelli, Al Pacino, etc., all graduated from LGHS.

When I was a bartender, if we witnessed a woman being harassed for their phone number, we’d covertly hand them a note with a fake number on it to hand to the prick - it was for the rejection hotline. Had a great little saying on it and it usually worked.

As a black man Im not sure whats worse, fearing being killed by cops or fearing being raped by cops. At least I feel like the cops are actually afraid of me?

If you have a few stories a day about a few cops being “bad apples,” then after a while, it ceases to be a “bad apples” situation and becomes systemic.

 Or, put in terms for the GOP. The misconduct rate is probably close the the welfare fraud rate, which means it’s a massive issue, right?