Being mean doesn’t suit me and leaves me feeling dirty.

Everyone tries to avoid Jonathan Cheban.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Vanessa’s richly conceived Totinos segment turned me into... whatever a male lesbian is.

Totino’s will forever taste sweetly melancholy.

No! NOOOOOOOO! Her “meteorologist in a blender bit” last week made me cry. I will miss her and Bobby!

I’m a little confused. They’re a queer band called “Power Bottom”, but the lead singer is a straight male who may have sexually assaulted a straight woman?

He smelled of woodsmoke and pine furniture. That counts as three of four personalities.

She was a very shitty person to Aiden and it was definitely hard to watch at times. But I liked that about the show. All of the leads were often shitty, as most of us can be in real life. Plus it was funny.

Carrie was entirely the worst the whole time and NONE OF US SAW IT! (you know who were also the worst? All the Friends. Related: do not re-watch older shows you used to love).

She was not great to him. I feel like he was the person she thought she should be with. He sounded good on paper. But she really had no feelings for him so it was all forced and terrible and they were better off far apart from each other.

Yeah I don’t know that I’d say abuser, but she definitely manipulated him over and over. I felt horrible for him.

I watched all of the SatC seasons back in the day with my gf and really enjoyed it (if any of you dudes from my gym see this, my account was hacked - this is in fact not me, but some nefarious hacker who gained access to my Kinja - the hacker did this for reasons...), but Carry always struck me as a bit of an abuser…