this is hilarious! who gave this the Drunk History treatment? The girl that tried to buy the candles?

I love this video. I just love how the candle woman fits so many Wisconsin stereotypes.

I love candle drama.

I hate people so fucking much.

Well, of course bestiality is legal in the District—ratfucking is Washington’s favorite pastime.

won’t deny or confirm

Leo

“When it’s with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I’m so intense. You say something like, ‘Is that it?’ I know what you’re trying to say. You’re trying to say, ‘Aww yeah, that’s it!’ Then you tell me you want some more. Well, I’m not surprised. But I am quite sleepy”.

Lars von Trier had porn actors perform non-simulated sex for Nymphomaniac and then CGed the film actors’ faces in.

“Love Actually.” It’s seasonally appropriate, too, being a Christmas movie.

How It’s Made

If you think filming sex scenes is awkward, try getting caught masturbating to them in the theater.

Did they ever say why they hated that friendly family down the street?

To be fair, the texts were altered to read “I fucking hate n****rs.”