That's nothing, you should see what this artist does when he really bears down and creates something of lasting merit.

I expected Raysism to be a little older

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

Mike Tirico's Inner Monologue: "What is he— can it be? Yes! He is reaching for my manly chest! All the days, the years I've longed for this, and finally my fantasies have come to fruition! Sure, to some, it may seem like a mere playful grope, but I know better. When you work alongside a man for so long, you can sense…

After reading these comments, I also want to punch a photographer.

I can't wait until these minimalist designs are taken to the ultimate extreme so that they're so minimal I don't ever have to see this shit again.

Perhaps the machines can still be beaten...with love.

But this is the most embarassing poo story I've ever read: http://www.ihos.com/steakhouse.htm…

I read this as "idiot sportscaster."

Payday is without rival the most underrated candy bar in all the land.

Something's wrong with his Abdullah Oblongata

Good for Greg Oden and his enormous backhoe of a cock.

No, I think the person in the asshole is 18 too. Totally unbelievable.

Wait - TWO time Illinois Sportscaster of the Year?

The team with the most beards usually wins.

Belichick will spend the off-season creating his own language and make every player learn it before production begins.

She acts like she has no worries, but her forehead says otherwise.

George: One day, you'll go to the great farm in the sky and be happy with all your fluffy friends.