You mean Jake, right?

I bet this wouldn’t have been a problem for Elwood Blues.

Wait, so this is reporting from the AV Club... about an interview on the AV Club?

Are you part of the “parent out of the picture for 10 years gets to overrule everyone else, including the teen in question, about every detail of the teen’s own thoughts and experiences as long as the long-absent parent is viciously sex-essentialist enough” brigade? I think I’ve seen your friends around,…

I’m in a huge fight with one of my friends (now I’m re-considering the use of the term) who believes that children under the age of 18 shouldn’t be allowed to “choose” their gender. Believes that puberty blockers are akin to a medical experiment and kids will be irrevocably harmed if put on them.

Dwyane Wade is worth well over $100m, not sure how well the ex’s argument would hold up in court. She must have gotten some serious money in the divorce to be able to afford the legal fees for this nonsense.

Al, if you’re reading these comments, please know that your music got me through many a troubled day in my childhood and I truly appreciate it. If I were the stalkery type, you’d be right up there on my list of people to, you know, stalk. You, Sir Patrick Stewart, and Timothy Olyphant. My Big Three. 

Elon Musk is a Steve Jobs wannabe.  Never invented anything, made billions off the backs who did.

Musk is garbage.

I used to work at Disney World as a College Program member so I can feel this post in my bones. Your final line made me laugh though.

I totally agree. Disney is a corporation run by a board, and their job is to make money for the stockholders. That’s it. It isn’t to make people HAPPY at the park, unless that increases their bottom line, and people being unhappy isn’t having any real impact now. (Will it down the line? That’s debatable. Personally I…

would 100% watch a movie where everyone stole from Weird Al

How can you say ‘Artless’? He’s the main antagonist.

Nope, the sad folks are the ones in old RVs that run long enough to turn the wheels so they don’t get a ticket for street parking for more than 6 days in a row in the same spot.

This is what I think of anytime I hear or read the term “Van Life.”

Amtrak now uses an Angry Jeep face!  Coincidence?

Can a man really call himself a man until he’s dealt with The Devil’s Squeezebox?

Frighteningly, Local Man is very representative of the population there. I am sure he was intently explaining to the reporter why the derailment was caused by the Democrats.

I want to know why this rash of cheating across industries has suddenly cropped up. Like, of course cheating happens all the time (I read an excellent longform essay in 2017ish about marathon cheats), but either it’s being publicized way more or it’s happening way more. Is it boomers mad about participation trophies?…

Dumb question: why are the players allowed to bring their own beanbags? It seems only sensible to me that, above a certain level of competition, all the players are issued regulation bags by the organizers. I can’t imagine they would be that expensive to make or buy.