From the user manual: remote vehicle monitoring and control hardware

While you were partying, I studied the CAWWW!

my path to turning into an IRL wizard is becoming clearer and clearer.

This is the most beautiful and diabolical article I’ve read in a while, and I love it.

I’ve been saying this for years. Crusaders with a big fight in a monastery! Vikings pillaging only to become the hunted! A ronin versus a predator with the predator committing ritual suicide when bested (the non-nuclear kind for once)!

And Shoresy.

A theoretical “Predators vs. Zulus” would be the best.

For real — this is the first concept for a Predator sequel/prequel that really holds its own weight, and it’s crazy that it took them over 30 years to get here.

Yeah, what if Deadliest Warrior, but not insanely stupid?

I’m mostly asking, how the hell did it take so long to get the idea of just putting the Predator against badasses from different eras? Hopefully we’ll now get a whole bunch of movies with Predator vs. Vikings, knights, ninjas, pirates...

Because drug runners are stealing cars and making high speed runs to get past the checkpoints?

Just photoshop DPS vehicles onto this one and replace the sign.

I drive a Honda Fit, I have no insecurities.

Your property is 3 hours from where I reside so you have no clue as to what is going on here.  But keep drinking Abbott’s kool aide.  The border crisis is manufactured you ass.  

I live in the RGV, approximately 12 miles from Puente Nuevo leading into Matamoros. I can definitely vouch for this as DPS is having a field day down here.

“You boys like Mexico?!”

It’s pretty much like that dealing with most businesses. Like if you owe THEM money they want that shit last week, but if they owe YOU money you should be fine waiting 6 to 9 months to get it.

When people say Ohio, they really mean I-90/I-80/the turnpike west of Cleveland. It’s glacial till with nothing but corn, soybeans, and wheat. I grew up there, but now live in Columbus. You’re absolutely correct about anywhere in Ohio that didn’t get graded by glaciers, especially southeast around the Hocking Hills.

“ if you are doing work for them, you had better hurry tf up and get this done immediately or face their wrath, but if you need something from them, they are allowed to take literal MONTHS to get you the basic thing you need”

I work with extremely rich boomer car guys every single day, and I firmly believe that a good 50-60% of them would fail to see the issue with this. I know the shop was emailing this guy constantly to try and get payment from him, they probably called him multiple times, but he didn’t recognize the number so he just…