Starring TNG’s Reg Barclay as Oppenheimer!

Yes.  Fatman and Little Boy.

He would just commission custom tail lights for every car in every Jalopnik writer’s collection.

I’m a biography buff and American Prometheus is in the very top tier of that genre. Worthy of the Pulitzer it won.

Standard Jalop response - I’d buy it, but it’s not manual and can’t carry 47 sheets of plywood.

Surely it’s the former. How could Richard Ayoade be anything less than delightful?

“But” isn’t really the right conjunction in this sentence, since TikTok is a Gen Z thing.

I’ve never used it but assume it’s like Facebook posts but with video and run by the Chinese government

I’m a Millennial who’s pushing 30 but I never understood the appeal of TikTok.

Steve Buscemi, Keanu Reeves, Mr. Rogers (R.I.P.), David Mitchell, Colin Mochrie, and Ryan Styles all could do this to my wedding and I’d gladly allow it.

The “Bill Murray as cryptid” angle [chef’s kiss]

Doing a quick personal inventory, I realized that I would find this incredibly douchey if almost any other celebrity did this. Hanks might be the only one who gets a pass from me

and i guess Bill Murray, who’s really more of a cryptid

I dropped a Subaru EJ20 Turbo in my ‘67. The radiator is up front with a scoop underneath. The hardest part was hiding everything so you couldn’t tell it the engine was swapped. 

Parallel universe Torch here:

Don’t be that guy. It’s bad karma to get all Gladys Kravitz on things that don’t really involve you.

Best Monty Python house mum voice: “Oh an ‘ole month you say! Well la di da! I hope that isn’t too soon for the little bastard. Wouldn’t want to inconvenience him, now would we?”

The idiot ended up hitting people with a 2+ tonne metal object whilst trying to harm them in a different manner. I don’t see why charging this person is at all a question.

“It takes place in the future, and to my knowledge doesn’t position itself as an animated show that exists within the Toy Story universe.”

I feel like the internet has way overcorrected on Carole Baskin; everyone feels bad because a reality show tricked them into thinking she was a murderer so when they realized it wasn’t true they rebounded way too hard and started calling her a saint.

In the clip show episode before the finale, they had a blooper reel from a scene that Jerry Stiller did with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and she kept cracking up when he would do his big line. And every time she broke, he would ratchet the performance up just a little. They must have done a dozen takes to get that scene.