Guy biking into a photo of a road for me: that’s straight out of Looney Tunes.

Is it weird that watching the trailer just made me like genuinely happy?

It’s the treadmill marching band for me.

No it was played straight in its early days.

Depends on the skipper, but shockingly, it is approved. The story of why Disney allowed the Jungle Cruise to become the self-parody it is today has, to the best of my knowledge, never been told -- and that’s a shame, because I imagine it’s interesting. What was the thought process the first time an employee just…

Everyone go play a bunch of Crimson Skies so the metrics tell MS to greenlight a sequel/remake/reboot/ANYTHING!

Do they still get to warn parents that if they leave their kids behind they will be taken to “It’s a Small World” and have their feet nailed to the floor? I suspect that was never Disney approved verbiage, but it’s pretty much my only memory of taking the Jungle Cruise.

*Ed McMahon voice* ho ho ho!

I bet exactly none of the rotating project leads ever considered making it a single-player story driven game a-la Red Dead but with pirates, and that saddens me

You have to put it in H!!!!

Saying Orson Scott Card is a crappy human being isn’t really going out on a limb.

After attempting to murder her kid, the state should probably take the kid too...

I would not be surprised if there are sites where people are claiming this is a miracle and she’s being persecuted for her faith.

Right, she’s going to think God has her back when in reality it was just some nerds at Ford.

Fucking right?! The way the US allows and enables this psychosis blows my mind. 

My first thought. I expect she’s sketching out her tearful statement to the sentencing Judge about how she’s learnt and grown from this, along with puzzlement about how the person she hit doesn’t realize that the whole incident was a Gift and a Blessing.

Religion is seriously a poison on humanity.

The worst part of this is it will probably reaffirm her faith and make her even more of a looney.

This person belongs in an institution, and CPS needs to come for her kid.

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.