Make that a switch on the holster that also activates the body cam, dash cam, and locks in the prior 5 minutes of footage, and I’m on board.

Trauma comes in all shapes and sizes.

It’s from Wolfenstein: The New Order and depends on who you saved at the beginning. If you saved Fergus, you meet Tekla - who is obsessed with statistics and equations, and if you saved Private Probst Wyatt III you meet Jimi Hendrix, though he’s only ever introduced as J.

Right, because the Q we’re talking about didn’t snap a mariachi band onto the bridge of the Enterprise, or snap a couple of scantily clad women to hang all over Riker, or popped onto the Enterprise bridge dressed in any number of ridiculous uniforms/costumes, or adopting an incredibly human affectation like “mon…

That was the pinnacle of 1980s combat technology, the Suburban Assault Vehicle. It was definitely not some lowly van, thank you very much.

That’s an additional fee that will be assessed to the method of payment the passenger used to purchase their tickets.

I don’t know what bothers me more. The fact that Luke’s lightsaber color was changed in the header image from blue to green OR the fact that the lightsaber color guide shows Obi-Wan’s lightsaber from Episode IV without the correct color, it’s blue...the correct color is blue.

I was referring strictly to the other comments with that comment.

Have we already forgotten that NIN did the entire soundtrack for QUAKE?

That being said, I now expect to see pictures from either Japan of  a line of small children being walked to school behind one of those roller bots all decked out in Totoro or catbus livery before the end of the week.

Pretty sure there have been serious discussions about DC being recognized as a state since before the passage of the District of Columbia Organic Act of 1801 which resulted in the citizens living within the borders of the newly organized District losing their direct representation in Congress and being disenfranchised.

He looks like a mid 19th century academic who was disgraced due to his incredibly outlandish theories coupled with his ridiculous lack of research and has since turned to a cocaine and morphine mixture to both help him cope and give him the boost he needs to complete his magnum opus that’ll put all those hoity toity…

A day to reread as much of the Dark Tower series as I can AND I’d get paid? How is that, in any conceivable way, difficult?

That’s genuinely a great idea for a series of 30-60 second commercials. Two techs killing time because there are so few cars to work on only to have their hopes raised and immediately dashed when a young couple pulls up to ask for directions due to lack of cell service. The older tech gives them directions, is…

Chaos Confetti, it was part of the first Unglued series.

We refer to that as Greater Kentucky.

Maaaannn... I would have loved to have taken a class like that and I majored in history.

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