So it's Mexican Pain & Gain

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I thought it was funny when Wahlburg mistook will ferrel for a vietnamese person and viciously assaulted him

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It's 2015, people

I am not excited for this Independence Day Resurgence trailer

"This episode doesn’t have the biggest belly laughs of the season, but what it does have is a solid story, one that follows a consistent and clear three-act structure"

I feel like him making a movie called Batman Versus Superman is inherently bullshitting me

I'd give lando calrissian a visible erection in all of his scenes and replace boba fett with a boba fett action figure

Treyarch's figured out a loophole out of Activision's system. Make whatever the fuck game they want, just put Call of Duty on the box.

The Phantom Menace was actually the first Star Wars movie I ever saw. None of it made sense and it was stupid. I was 12 years old and by the time they were fighting a stupid fish underwater I was thinking, "Man this script has problems"
So hopefully that answers the thesis statement of this article.

Great, I was waiting for his take on this tragedy. Now we know it's a bad thing

When I was in sixth grade there was a science fair and I built a working binary code calculator that would logically light up three LEDs as 000, 001, 010, or 111 depending on on which switches were pushed.

I've been sending this message for about 20 years now and it hasn't worked yet.

You're either absolutely correct or an awful troll who needs to be gotten rid of immediately

I knew all of this shit, take that listicle aggregattor

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These are 19 horrible ideas

BLOGS ARE IMPORTANT GELBEE. I've read tvtropes front to back 500 times and I am a better person for it.

Ohh, I was thinking of ART bell