Imagine you are buying something on an e-commerce site, and in order to get to your shopping cart to complete your order, you are presented with multiple intervening pages of upsell content, each of which take up to a minute to render, another minute for the “no-thanks” button (or microscopic link shown in a shade of…

This bird is really hoping you didn’t notice that fart.

I have worked for the IAM 751 machinists union for Boeing. Our pay was no higher than the South Carolina workers (when based on cost of living at that locale), our benefits weren’t any different. And every 3 or 4 years the IAM would come in demanding something and Boeing would be like “well okay, if you guys want this…

Slow your roll, Blackstock.

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

You’ll cancel season tickets because of a net, and you’re talking about over-reactions?

Ya’ll can get the everloving fuck out of here with this “don’t sit that close when you have kids” asshole nonsense. It probably costs less to get nets to the fucking foul pole in every fucking stadium than it does to pay for each team’s highest paid player for one at bat.

Nope; it should have been done a while ago.

The stadiums are designed to distract you no matter what age you are, even when players are at-bat. Vendors, stuff on the video boards, food and drink...the teams/orgs themselves are doing what they can to keep you from paying full attention.

And nevermind how fucking fast…

Maybe I’m missing something, but I really have no cares if Alexa remembers what song I told it to play. What are you asking Alexa that you want to remove? 

Here’s my favorite Peter Mayhew story, which basically shows what kind of a mensch he was.

The last time I bought a car from a dealer, my wife’s Odyssey, we had the car picked out, secured our own financing, and had the price negotiated. It still took four hours at the dealer, with two small children in tow. It doesn’t matter how friendly and accommodating they were, it was still miserable.

I’ll try to explain it for you in simple terms:

This whole episode was amazing. Tormund’s story had me laughing so hard I had to go back and rewatch it, and Davos’s “...I think I’ll have that wine after all.”

He plays Ultron as Robert California. In fact Ultron might actually be Robert California. 

Which one is supposed to be the better looking one?

If its being financed, which most people would be, then it makes very little sense to buy a 1-2 year old used model without a significant savings just based on interest rates available to most buyers. 

Aka the “I’m brave enough to order a first-year FCA product” badging.

And if it doesn’t work, just think of the replay value they’ll get!

Or, you know, you can take advantage of card benefits and, you know, pay off your balances so you carry no debt AND get awesome stuff.

Counter-point: Self-checkout (when properly configured and working) is the best.