While I have not enjoyed getting older much at all, I am satisfied at not having to worry about online drama with my friends over things like which posts of theirs I’ve liked or not liked.

I live near Dallas-Fort Worth International Airport. There is a Korean Airlines 747 that I sometimes see coming in for landing on Saturday mornings. I never ceased to be amazed that something that god awful huge can fly. It always looks like it’s just on the edge of a stall.

No matter what you drive, it’ll make a better impression if it looks clean and well-taken-care-of (good paint, no dents, no torn seats, no trash inside, etc.).

This is the America I know and love.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

It looks like what people thought “futuristic” would be in 1972.

It saddened me to see so many people commenting in the other story that they don’t believe Takei’s accuser, even when they believe accusers in other cases.

My wife is a monster and even though she’s barely 5 feet tall, she’s all over the bed when she sleeps. But we recently upgraded our mattresses but got two twins to account for the difference in our mattress preferences (much cheaper than a Sleep Number or whatever the hell those are called) and we use a bed bridge (htt…

Little Caesars: Come see our empty insides before we do the same to you.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

The Infinity QX56 and up. I just think it’s absolutely the ugliest, most gaudy, bulbous, abhorrent machine ever designed. I feel like anyone that bought that hot pile of garbage bought it as a status symbol, but I just look at them as morons with no taste.

Jeep. Wrangler.

The grills are sooooo much better. I don’t know what they were going with on the previous version. They were just tall and weird looking. This was the best one, it was still terrible, and only came on the XLT.

The angst this book produces in those that hate it is so baffling to me. As a child of the 80's I found it to be a fun, silly romp that allowed my mind to spin up memories of days gone by. Now the chic thing to do is tear it down like its Dostoyevsky.

If I cared at all about this I would be outraged.

SMART. Those will never need new tires, ever.

Let’s do some math on that.

So, a what is essentially a major Dallas suburb added 3,000 new citizens, 1000 presumably high paying jobs for it’s citizens, and a HQ for one of the biggest manufacturers in the world, and you see this as bad?

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.