to ensure both that everyone gets to throw in their two cents and that this story remains in the public eye for as long as possible.

The tone of this post sucks. Fuck off, man. 

Jim Carrey weighed in because he was asked about it. 99.9 % of these stories about celebs weighing in on things (are Marvel movies cinema/Oscars slap, whatever) is because they’re asked about it on press junkets to generate headlines...like the one Carrey’s doing for Sonic 2. But you know this. 

When you put something in the headline or subheader, you should address it somewhere in the article itself.

The headline spoils the gag, dummy.

I’ve watched that movie a whole bunch of times (it’s one of my all time favorite action movies), and I don’t think I’ve ever even considered that thought. I am pretty sure anyone trying to make that connection is just doing it because they mention he had a daughter but then never show her, because I can’t remember a…

That she keeps referring to “slow boat going toward a small island” tells me that’s a phrase she has thought, often, frustratedly, and I find that very charming. 

Michael Caine is a god damn gift to this world and this quote(original about Jaws 4) is the ultimate distillation of what it means to be a famous actor

Professing his crush on her got Danielle Radcliffe an apparent shot with Helena Bonham Carter, he might as well try with Sandra Bullock too. I cannot blame him whatsoever 

A pox on whoever decided to put the after on the left, and the before on the right.

After and before!

I hope they’re after and before images or my eyes are screwed

I don’t know if “period piece” is the correct term here, usually to count as a period piece a movie has to be set at least 20 years in the paOH MY GOD.

You nitpick that but not that the author suggests Han is frozen AFTER Luke has his hand cut off?

uh-oh, you know it’s serious if they’re real-naming him.

“Especially that short where he just wails on a whole lot of little kids.”

That was my idea, you’re all welcome.

I assume that a conscious decision was made to describe Dustin Diamond’s career as skidding to a halt rather than screeching to a halt. Yet more evidence that the AV Club is classier than me.

Eye roll...The 1990s are thataway <———

It used to be that AV Club was somewhat better about avoiding spoilers in headlines. But spoilers get clicks, I guess.