Or a prostitute....or a school bus full of prostitutes.....

I am happily married, and I mean this in only the most respectful way, but I am in love with your wife.

Sure, Tampa’s GM is a genius, yet when I get caught unloading the Bishop in an NHL arena I’m some kind of a pervert.

Re: point 3 - Blue Bell is terrible. Anyone with real ice cream standards says no to corn syrup and added natural/artificial flavor.

Reasons to not move to Texas:

Ok, but what about a BJ, Upton?

It’s Wisconsin. Even their women can play offensive line.

As an American living in England, unless you’re planning on selling the car in the UK at the end of the trip, just buy over here. $30,000 over here equates to nearly £24,000 post-Brexit and there are all manners of Alfas, Land Rovers, Porsches, Maseratis, any French car, and so on and so forth that you’ll never have a…

Philly gets the 2018 pick, but we don’t know yet if there are any future protections.

“The Pile of Deuces”?

Kellyanne Conway confirmed that Trump is a great golfer. In fact, she referred to his last win as The Putting Green Masacre.

Do they not have tacos in Argentina?

“STOP LIKING WHAT I DON’T LIKE”

Basically, Ukraine is alone to fight one of the most powerful militaries in the world.

The most explosive European player since Drazen Petrolvic.

So in 2013-14, when the Spurs had the best record, who deserved it over Durant, with his 19.2 win shares? Duncan (7.4) or Parker (5.9)? (Edit: or Leonard, at 7.7, who got zero votes.)

He still wasn’t as good or as valuable as LeBron that year. Or any other.

Sooo, because they are driving dangerously you decide to cause an accident? Nice move.

Yea...you’re kinda a jerk...(actually, remove the kinda...).

He grabbed a phone charger and wrapped it around his neck, threatening to kill himself, the prosecutor said.