The random businessman who walks into the match with no socks on looks like the politest idiot on the field ever.

Or, you know, you can just read this REAL headline about black on black violence which anti-cop dipshits like you ignore.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

“Team format? HA! This is the Olympics, bro.”

Thanks Pete.

Almost looks like it’s shrugging. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Figures we get this headline today—this was, like, yesterday’s news in China.

Molitor required an eight-hour surgery and had her jaw wired shut

Pictured:

Duke will get some other cupcake to fill out their schedule.

Yeah, a ham wallet.

How do you leave out Okposo to Buffalo for 7 years, $42 mil and Frans Nielsen to the Wings for 6 years, $33 mil?

“Yo where the fuck am I” - Jorah Mormont

Counterpoints:

#NoBillSimmonsNoBreak

Just be firm.

he held two bowling pins in his right hand and one in his left. I observed his face lose all coloring and turn white

Out of these 11 takes, which would you say matter?

LeBron’s Stat Line: 41 Points + 11 Assists + 8 Rebounds + 4 Blocks + 3 Steals + 2 Unshattered Testicles = 69