“A group of different people wearing colors I like beat you at a sport at which you excel above nearly every other human being to ever live. Suck on that shit, LeBitch. I am the greatest.”

The San Jose crowd should be proud of themselves tonight, probably the quietest moment of silence I’ve ever heard, and A+ level booing of Gary Bettman.

Game 5 is in Oakland

Or Game 6 at home?

um...what happened to the guy with the original header back across goal? He ran into a post behind goal and looks like he might be dead now

Sam Hinkie: [Drafts Riley Curry in his mind from a refrigerator box somewhere]

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

Wow - it’s been awhile since any Republican has won the Urban vote.

The celebration? Meh.
What IS ridiculous is grown men pearl clutching about a touchdown celebration using the cliches actual athletes and coaches in interviews.

You’re not being interviewed.
No one cares about your opinion (thus the gray font).
They play a game. (which you obviously take too seriously.)

Once they throw the flag you might as well get your money’s worth and go all-in.

Gregg Popovich is the cranky old uncle who on your 18th birthday gives you the best advice you will ever hear in your lifetime, something that you will carry in your heart for the rest of your days.

Bill Belichick is the cranky old uncle who loses you in a card game with heroin dealers.

Gregg Popovich is the best current coach in the NBA.

What with all the bad/scary shit in the news today, we needed this - thanks. She's a fucking MENACE when she leaves the pocket.

Look at the good he did for The Game Of Basketball. Before Kobe, Basketball was boring and useless. I remember watching games as a kid and crying from boredom. The players would just walk on the court and shake hands for 48 minutes while the coaches deflated as many basketballs as they could with crude knives. Unreal.…

Monmouth also is coached by the Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch

Whether you like the Star Wars franchise or not it was clearly the best two minutes of the Monday Night Football broadcast so far this evening.

• The team jersey must be tucked in at the waist.