Hingle Mccringleberry got snubbed. I knew perceptions about his maturity would keep him off this team. You can't dent he's an absolute monster in the red-zone.

Players shall sit out the first half of the season opener.

I prefer his Skittles press conference

I'm sure glad that Deadspin doesn't fine unfunny clowns who hate writers.

My take-away from this article is that Mike Madson, Rob Demovsky, and Bart Hubbuch must be insufferable douches.

Anybody else wondering how he had a ticket for the game?

His first three college games, ever. Against teams ranked #11, #1, and #2. In the divisional championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the National Championship.

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.

Sigh.
You know, I was going to write 'Hot Dogs' for West Virginia because I thought it would be funny. Then I looked at the map. Fucking squirrel would have been more respectable. THIS, West Virgina, is why you don't ever have nice things.

That's actually the only way to act in a goddamn Buffalo Wild Wings.

Or how about the TCU team that beat Iowa State, that beat Iowa, that beat Pitt, that beat Virginia Tech, that beat Ohio State? Or the TCU team that destroyed Ole Miss, which beat Alabama by one point less than Ohio State did?

I was. I was hating on them all season right up until they punched Alabama in the face. Then I was like, "Oh, shiiiiiiiiii! These guys are legit after all." I was humbled that day, and even more so last night when they did the same thing to my Ducks. I will never make that mistake again. Ever.

I gotta give props to Ohio State, they proved me completely wrong and better yet, showed us how flawed the BCS era could be. The finals consisted of two teams where neither would have been in the BCS title game, and the winner was one that was given almost no chance my most.

oh you mean TCU that lost to Baylor that lost to MSU that didn't even play in the B1G championship game to a team that won 59-0 in said game, a team that won their bowl game to the "#1" team in the nation to beat the team that beat the team with the only undefeated record in football with a 28 game win streak 59-20…

Cardale Jones has a cannon, I can't believe he was a 3rd-string QB.

So let me get this right, Michigan State beats Baylor who should of been crowned as Big 12 champs and OSU beats the SEC and PAC-12 champs and somehow the B1G is the worst of the five conferences? Oh yeah and the ACC champ lost by 39. Great logic.

Thanks Ohio State!

Holy shit, can you believe the arm on that fucking giant kid! Good lord!

Kyle Korver looks like the kind of guy who, if his last name was spelled Corver, his parents would have spelled his first name "Cyle."

Great article, but very surprised that the WORST fall in the history of Kitzbuhel wasn't mentioned! It happened to Todd Brooker, also a Canadian, in 1987. Some have called this the worst ski fall ever (and Brooker, believe it or not, survived - but FOREWARNED: the link is to a very grisly video of his fall): [www.livel…