He’s not old and broke dicked enough for the Knicks to sign him to a max deal yet.

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

Geno✔@GenoSmith3

We’ve dubbed this man “Shift Bae” in the office.

Her going down the run reminded me of my 80 year old dad walking across an icy parking lot.

“Gimme a T!”

I would take a backup QBs salary, a Super Bowl MVP and a colossal penis any day.

Good for Russ. He is the God of Destruction and only lightly pushed the fan away.* Great restraint.

Rayford is a pretty nice dude who was a good college basketball player.

Hey, fuck you.

I feel bad for the kids when they get put in these positions by their parents. SI did an article on the kid at Michigan State who surprised everyone by coming back for his sophomore year. He said his mom was really pissed, and that she had already planned on getting a knee replacement and retiring from her job when he…

I’m not a running fan by any means, but there’s something particularly awesome about straight sprint records broken. At some point in every single person’s life (barring some physical handicap) they have ran this distance before. And literally no one in recorded history has done it faster. There is no specialization…

Over the top wedding toasts are stupid and make it more about the person toasting than the people receiving the toast. It should not be a performance piece, should not rely on inside stories only understood by a small group of people, and should not last longer than 90 seconds.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

This is a rough day at school.

Man Ragnor’s intelligence and cunning really skipped Hvitserk didn’t it? I mean who walks into a negotiation and blurts out “Ivar means to be king” like have he ever heard of keeping it close to the vest?

Bulls fan here: ONE. HUNDRED. PERCENT. He has easily taken post-Decision-Lebron’s crown as most hateable NBA player in the league.

Jesus KD, you just got away with it and you know it, yet you still put on a show, clapping like a dipshit just like you did as you ran and hid from Westbrook earlier this year.