There’s a much better way of doing this, folk. Just cut the catalytic converters off the cars. No one even notices, AND it's perfectly legal.

This is astonishing. Not that Starr is a horrible person, but that’s he’s a useless attorney.

Starrgazing: A timeline

2015 - The Drive

You forgot to mention the best part of the entire spectacle: The WAG cam. Man, that is amazing. Get a three wide battle for the lead and then ABC cuts to the pit wall where the driver’s wife or girlfriend is looking on in terror hoping he doesn’t crash. Seeing that is SO much better than anything that happens on…

The 1995 intro sums it up nicely.

Typical over credit to Mercedes. This was a Penske/Ilmor creation.

“He’ll have a lie down after a huge whack in the back”

Indycar will never recover from the damage caused by Tony George.

At least no one’s whipped out a tarp.

I hate Fox Sports because they can not show an entire WEC race without changing channels or missing the middle of the race. Hour one on FS1, Hour 2 on FS 2, Hour 4 on FS2, Final Hour on FS1 which immediately cuts away to midget armchair wrestling 1 second after checkered is thrown. Screw them (until LeMans).

At first I thought the white guy was pushing on the white girl as if he was upset with her driving. The white guy was keeping her back from arguing face-to-face with the passenger of the white car.

She’s the size of a fucking coke machine. I’m surprised the punch even wobbled her.

And all of that doesn’t even matter because he filmed it in portrait.

Completely Hamilton’s fault. His ambition outweighed his talent. You can make one move, which Rosberg did. Once Rosberg started making the move, the gap was gone before Hamilton ever got a nose in there. Why Hamilton didn’t back off and try to get to the outside was inexplicable. He seemed to be deadset on trying to…

The TTT is always one of my favorite stages. I wish it was included in more races.

“Dried mud”? Dirt, Bob. The word you were looking for was dirt.

These focus group Chevy ads only confirm my beliefs that people in focus groups are idiots that have never used the internet for research in their lives.

They had this one too where they would open a door leading to a pretty much empty white room, and then open another gate leading to a room with couches, a nice table with tablet PCs and a loungey vibe and (shocker), the neutral test subjects naturally went to the room THAT HAD SHIT IN IT.