I feel every post regarding Daigo needs Evo moment 37.

I might* be able to throw a 28 pound weight 10 feet in the air. I am QuarterThor

And yet someone drafted Aaron Hernandez.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

I have it on good authority that thousands of Muslims will be celebrating in New Jersey...

The most disappointing part of my day is when I hear Trump hasn’t dropped dead yet. Come on deep state what are you waiting for?

I only judge people at the gym who don’t re-rack their weights.

I will always be thankful to Mike & Mike that they introduced me to podcasts.

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Who would be shocked if Canada beat us in soccer? I feel my son’s AYSO team has a fighting chance.

For years he’s been ridiculed as a “hack” and watched his sport be swept aside, knocked out the house of Olympians. But even as his fingers curled in anger, Shuster always knew he had the stones to rock the competition hard and bring the drought to an end. Now, he and Team USA can hog the spotlight as champions and…

Son of a bitch!

“Ey, my man, you like REAL hip-hop?”
-AJ McCarron outside a gas station

Suicide is a very impulsive act. Limiting gun access would reduce deaths by suicide by a fair amount. I’m inferring by your comment that you don’t really care too much about that. But just thought I would inform you of such.

If you discount all gun deaths none of them count. Shithead, 17 kids just died for your worship in a piece of metal.

wait so, what was he supposed to do? like after the lawsuit was settled was he just supposed to stop snowboarding forever and go live in a cabin in the woods or

She really dropped the ball by not yelling out “Later Gator!” as she walked off.

I’m going to use this place to talk about the new diet coke ad.

“The script is flipped! Tom Brady - bereft on the turf! It has lit-rully been RIPPED from his grahsp!”

I can’t tell which one I like best. It’s like every time I watch it, I’m not hearing the words, I’m just entranced by the images as a grin gets affixed to my face.