Surprised it took so long to catch this guy, what with his signature catchphrase, “Goddamn it, touchdown Wake Forest! Fuck me, folks.”

I’m surprised this hasn’t caused more of a fuhrer

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, being caught at a Jets game, or being caught at a Jets game.

Sounds like these Trump supporters are really just worried about their declining economic opportunities though.

Soccer? I’d barely rank her!

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

Pop/Duncan 2016 - Make America Post Up Again

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

WTF? It’s 2016 ... who the hell doesn’t have a plan with unlimited minutes?

How about 10 rapid-fire hikes as they pass the ball back? Sort of a Three Stooges look.

How do you stop without dying here?

Neverest

He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

The hell with the black boxes. Why is his right forearm bright orange?!

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.