Surprised it took so long to catch this guy, what with his signature catchphrase, “Goddamn it, touchdown Wake Forest! Fuck me, folks.”

I’m surprised this hasn’t caused more of a fuhrer

I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, being caught at a Jets game, or being caught at a Jets game.

Am I missing something? Is the video done in jest where they are purposely inflating the value to society of this? Don’t get me wrong, if it’s real, it’s a hell of a (lucky) shot, but between the way they are talking in the video, the epic video footage and the inspirational music, you’d swear they were building a…

Calm down is right. These guys are acting like they just found the cure to some deadly desease. Honestly, pretty footage and a cool shot, but that didn’t need to be over 4 minutes and it certainly didn’t need to have them narrating how the world will never be the same.

Sounds like these Trump supporters are really just worried about their declining economic opportunities though.

Soccer? I’d barely rank her!

You know who didn’t fucking do this? White Sox fans, after 88 years. We had some dead family members too but didn’t caterwaul about it endlessly.

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

Pop/Duncan 2016 - Make America Post Up Again

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

WTF? It’s 2016 ... who the hell doesn’t have a plan with unlimited minutes?

How about 10 rapid-fire hikes as they pass the ball back? Sort of a Three Stooges look.

How do you stop without dying here?

Neverest

He did, but ultimately his request to trademark the crucifix was denied.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

Nike is currently developing a Tebow shoe that helps its wearers leave footprints in the sand.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.