Amen. Some of these books, I’m just like “hey there’s a cat” (next page) “oh look at that little guy”...

The Butter Battle Book is the best Dr. Seuss and this is a fact.

I don’t possess CSI enhance tech either, but I do have CSI delusions: Those ears have similar features, and ears might be even more accurate for ID than fingerprints.

100% his secret motivation is some lame product launch or marketing campaign thing

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

Potter was famous for his disregard for basic safety features

First time I get to use this in response.

These goal celebrations are getting out of hand