“Raymond Perez Jr., is not your average Raiders fan.”

You ever seen a sunburnt fish? Makes you think.

Okay relegation fan boys, how will you “save” US soccer now?

Stephanie looks like she’s wearing a subway map for her vagina.

The “So what? He can outplay you” sports take is the worst sports take.

Should have given them “Make America Great Again” hats this year.

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed off his athletic side...

Fifth inning, one out.

“My life is a very small part of the universe. Sometimes the ocean is very still and very solid and it’s like ice and you only see its reflection. And other times it’s so turbulent and violent. We go through our own stillness and our shadows and then we go through the waves.”

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

I’m here for the fat drama and I won’t apologize for it.

Nothing would be greater than the Celtics AND the Lakers passing on him and him ending up in Philly.

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

Yes. Yes he is.

This is fucking stupid.

Great, now Trump uses kinja...

What is it with Boston athletes digging up old, old nondirt this week? How is any of this relevant? “Up next, we’ve got Teddy Bruschi with a scathing opinion of a time Drew Bledsoe was impolite, right here, on Timely Sports.”

god damn it! Does this mean I have to get rid of this?

If you don’t want a bunch of explanations, maybe don’t frame the article as a question and then get all upset when people give answers you don’t like.

Thanks! Those were a lot of fun to write. I hope Mr. Cooke lets me use that incredible picture for the movie poster.