Solid literal interpretation of a joke tweet from Jagr.

As someone who has “Emergency Medical Services” in their job title - that woman in the back should be ashamed of her own health.

She’s quickly gone from perfectly acceptable tennis champion to annoying fucking douchenozzle. Fuck off Brand Sharapova.

Please tell me that Deuce is a nickname and that the Gruden son isn’t named after taking a shit.

Ramona is the worst.

So, how’s that travel ban working out for you?

Did he honestly think Stone Cold smashed two unopened beer cans together and magically had them open up to pour suds?

What happened to the man in the second last video? Did the grapes sting him? I’m so confused.

You and I both know Windhorst is well versed in edibles.

Jays fan here - 100% not the case. We hate Bautista too. And Kevin Pillar is a neanderthal if his go to reaction in a baseball game is to drop a gay slur.

If Jeter in Butt Land doesn’t win I’m quitting Kinja.

Sign and trade Lowry.
Trade DeRozan (Lakers?).
Don’t re-sign Ibaka.
Build through the draft and hope you get a superstar.

I live in Toronto. I am a Raptors supporter. But I’m also a realist. This team has no hope of overcoming the Cavs or the Celtics (+ their 1st overall pick) in the near future, not to mention the fact…

I couldn’t care less about their political leanings but Pablo Torre’s constant ‘too much phlegm in my mouth’ and Beadle’s ‘look how hip and cool I can be without actually providing insights’ are quite annoying. Good riddance to everything ESPN has to offer except for PTI.

I’m scared that I’m now old enough to understand exactly what you’re saying. I can’t even get away with a playoff game on a Sunday without hearing it.

At this point I am 100% convinced that Jim Harbaugh is trolling the entire internet.

Someone is watching Atlanta/Washington? Kudos.

This was an episode of the Simpsons.

This is literally a scene from the Simpsons.

Washington has been outshot in 2/3 games, lost faceoffs at a remarkable rate and have scored less goals at even strength - what about that means they are dominating these games statistically? Because possession and goals don’t seem to be in their favour.

I believe the author references them as the better team due to…

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/26271672/v978594683/stlnym-darnaud-scores-on-wainwrights-wild-pitch