Have played. Doubt any of our mid-level hockey playing experience really plays ANY factor into the decision here.

Wideman had five seconds to avoid him and chose to drive him into the boards instead. Gutless play.

We know. Everyone except you does. That was the original joke.

Some cardio might help his bitch tits and gut. Seems like that would be the more appropriate exercise for this individual.

This argument is like watching Kevin Garnett fight somebody. A whole lot of loud noises from a whole bunch of dip-shits that no one cares about.

Get over it. You’re different.

People who use the term ‘pow’ deserve to be thrown in front of a bus...not from a ski lift.

What a hilarious coincidence. I was watching a film the other day and the thought of Mr. Innes popped into my head during one of the scenes. It was the scene in which the actor called a sports radio guy a c*nt right to his face.

Love seeing the frustration in Lebron’s body language as his mind quickly catches up to the fact that he is no longer the best player in the NBA.

Just wanted to let you know, this is Deadspin. No one gives a shit about the results of the suspension. What we care about:
1) The fact that this video was shot by an idiot who can’t tilt a phone
2) The fact that these girls throw more punches than Garnett

That is all.

Still more interesting than a Kevin Garnett ‘brawl’.

I was going to say Caitlyn Jenner.

Speaking of busts........

When did a .907 sv% become “more than adequate”? To the best of my knowledge that is below the league average and would rank him 35th among qualifying goaltenders. Safe to say that is well below adequate.

Good riddance. Can’t wait for him to retire and end his ref-show.

Wouldn’t this actually be the case in all jobs? In Canada, CEO’s make what the average worker makes in a year, by lunchtime...in one day. I’ve never seen any financial benefit from working on the same floor as the CEO of my company...despite his exorbitant salary.

Nice to see a company deploying the Dennis Reynolds system of selling automobiles. Water can do wonders for a vehicle.

Did Urlacher walk into a hair restoration clinic and ask for ‘The Peyton Manning’???

Move over Ron Mexico...here comes Billy Vegas!

Am I the only one that feels as though ‘70-90 years old’ is an extremely vague timeline? Especially for someone who’s profession it is to be an expert on the creatures? That’s like weatherman accuracy.

You summarized my thoughts perfectly. I’m normally on side with Deadspin articles that put the Cardinals on blast for their silly unwritten rules or their fans for being asshats...but this one missed the mark. Unless “Honest manager summarizes situation without snark” is now a hot take.

Because this worked for Andrea Bargnani.....