‘Drunk American morons’ on ‘Drunk American morons’ is the only violence you will see inside of an NFL stadium in the near future.

‘Gre’Shonda’? At one point does the state start telling parents ‘no’ when they come up with a name like this for a child?

I didn’t even know UNC had a football program until this article came out. Show some respect to this young man.

While I do agree about the beauty that is the Google interwebs I think you’re confusing a drug problem (which alcohol is) with a single reported incident about him potentially doing cocaine, a year and a half ago, potentially.

Did you have to pat yourself on the back by assuming you were the only person on deadspin that understands that thing, yes, compassion?

I think EVERYONE agreed that he needed help which is why the decision to enter rehab was applauded and not ridiculed. But we are all very thankful you’re here to set us assholes…

That is some quality QB work right there. I don’t know whether it was the ten step drop or the skipping directly through the pocket that gives me complete faith in Hoyer’s ability to successfully play this position at the highest levels.

This guy reminds me of an article I saw on Toronto Life. They have an ongoing piece where it looks at different people in different occupations and assesses how they afford to live in Toronto. So they added another one not too long ago entitled:

Let us remember that not all drunk people on trains are nuisance. Some really know how to get the crowd going:

Rick Jeanneret is offensively over-the-top. This was a goal by a 5-8-0 Sabres team that cut into a three goal Tampa lead.

People seriously need to stop using for this for every article on deadspin.

It’s not just a Deadspin thing. We all hate you. And Jonny Gomes.

Where did you find the rebound chances and contested vs. non-contested statistics?

Jonny Gomes is the Rachel Dolezal of the World Series.

What speculation? Are you really that thick? You’ve injected multiple pieces of speculation into your incessant rant in this comment section but if you need to see a direct quote here is one from your first post that I replied to:

“I also have a feeling that some money was paid out by Kane to make this decision easier…

Your speculation is no more acceptable than the speculation coming from the other side. Your glass house must be beautiful.

BUT what will Greg Wyshynski use to as click-bait now?!?!

Very well said.

A minor traffic infraction that also greatly increases the risk of harm on other drivers? Yep. Nothing major has ever happened from someone passing and/or driving in the wrong lane.

This is actually not what they were talking about at all.

No, the Toronto narrative was ‘WE FUCKING WON NOW LETS DRINK MORE BEERS’.

Source: Toronto resident.