In case he needs some context to your response.

I can just imagine a pile of over 19,000 crumpled, tattered, and glitter-covered $1 bills that smell like alcohol, perfume, and her various crevices.

Can You Handle Idris Elba Playing a Villain Zaddy in the Fast & Furious Spinoff?

Clinical studies show that irrefutable logic actually hurts Republicans when presented in a clear, concise manner.

Here you go, now the cast photo is complete.

Flashback to this

I’m in bad need of a manicure.

Rachel Ray is equally excited about this idea.

No, no, no. Only one movie can be called Serenity.

Of all the phrases my brain can now generate in his distinct voice, “You are ripe” sounds so creepy... and I can’t find a way to unhear it.

The app has not been updated for the last 5 years and probably won’t install on iOS 11 anymore. The website still is nice and works if you get email notifications.

Obligatory.

I’m thoroughly disappointed. No mention of Hillary’s emails either.

Oh yeah? Well, it’s ugly people/people with yellow teeth that hear Yanny!

This poignant diatribe by Bill Maher at the end of his Real Time episode two weeks back really sums it up for Roseanne.

If you’re a true Samsung fan through and through, you’ll probably use their stuff, but most third-party apps allow saving to Google Drive, or get their data backed up into it. Introducing yet another cloud storage that is inaccessible anywhere else but their own mobile devices is stupid. As someone else wrote, some…

I’d rather de-Samsung a Galaxy or Note and have a nice Android phone that doesn’t try to be like Apple... on the same device that already has Google apps installed.

I bought a knock-off MacBook charger. Never again.