Oh great, there we go.

I had one from a massage therapist when I pulled my back. She worked out the muscles so good, I passed out with a smile on my face, and she told me I snored for a good 15 minutes.

I’m for December 32. Similar to a leap year, it will happen once every never.

Considering he started out like this, we all have a chance.

Is it me, or does anyone else’s Animoji start to stutter after a few minutes of use? It’s as if it’s getting tired or overwhelmed at tracking faces after a while.

Still gets me every time.

I guess the burning question is... “Is Donald Trump really the man you wax?”

The reason why he was eating a shrimp cocktail in one hand and ejaculated so quickly with the other was probably because it was Rush Hour.

OMG iPhone X users, what if you don’t have a Home button anymore?!

Tomorrow morning, I’m going to have me some beacon and eggs.

This is Louis C.K. we’re talking about. He’s pretty much the master of inappropriate. Exhibit A.

Here’s your proof, take your pick:

As a fan of Clamato, I’m both disgusted and yet intrigued at the idea.

Hilarious list. But where’s the “Voted for Trump” or “reminiscing for the good ol’ days” and references to “Make America Great Again?”

Shikaka!

And like that “Mexican wall,” we’re paying for that one, too.

I’m just thinking about the registration of the face during Face ID setup. Just want to make sure there are audio cues as to where to turn or face, since it gives a visual cues. See example below.

Apple used to tout great accessibility features, especially with touching videos of blind users using the iPhone. If the future of their devices is Face ID and no more Touch ID, this is sure to impact them.

Easy resolution: Any residents who lost their car due to Hurricane Irma can simply pick out a new make and model available in our garage.

Just out of curiosity, how is Canada “less shitty” than the US? That’s like saying normal people are less shitty than assholes. I think the gap is a lot wider than how you depict it.