Here, I fixed it for you:

The Japanese really love their backpacks. I’ve admittedly lost count how many times I’ve watched this.

Headline should read:

You mean, like this?

I’m part of a legion of passionate fans who want to #SaveForever. I was quite pissed when Ioan Gruffudd went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! to promote the show, and all he talked about was the weird spelling of his name, and when Alana de la Garza went on as a guest on The View, they barely spoke to her or asked her opinion on…

After canceling Forever after just one season, I’ve learned to loathe ABC and their repeated stupidity, which includes giving a green light for The Muppets, and now this. Plus, not every new ABC show has to be from the mind of Shonda Rhimes, does it? I’m getting tired of their lineup where they think they have to push…

That’s such a dick move.

I didn’t think crushes are still possible at my age.

Maybe it’s the multiplatform thing or other features I’m not aware of, but I couldn’t understand why people needed something like TextExpander in the first place. Never bought it when it was a paid app because iOS and OS X had the built-in “Text Replacement” feature that worked well and synced across all devices.

Guacamole!

Should’ve been part of the iOS to blur and adjust a selected image PRIOR to making it a wallpaper.

Why spend $30 when you can spend ten times as much for an Apple Watch that will do the same thing?

Why spend $30 when you can spend ten times as much for an Apple Watch that will do the same thing?

You’re still not saying it enough times.

While we’re on the subject, how about some of your favorite Mortal Kombat moves done?

See, guys? If you concentrate on that wish hard enough, it does come true!

Am I missing a coupon code to enter or something? It’s not $80, but $96.41 direct from Amazon.com.

Am I missing a coupon code to enter or something? It’s not $80, but $96.41 direct from Amazon.com.

...Fixed that for ya.

“I’ll support ya, but I won’t be comin’ out of the kitchen.”

If this is a real video game, I’ve updated the graphics for Jeb!

I was really hoping he’d augment his stupid comment with “I just hope that more of the Blacks, the Latinos, and the gays will come out of, well, wherever they come out of, to vote for me as well.”