Dora the Explorer is so bad-ass.

That’s amazing, I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!

We need a gritty bad-ass version set in a dystopian future.

I’m surprised they lasted this long. They’re always overpriced, and I never even consider setting foot near the store unless I have a coupon handy. Their return policy is pretty good though.

My coworker was having a bit of a tiff with his neighbors, so I suggested he pick up a bottle of Liquid Ass. He put just a drop or two on their ‘welcome’ mat each day, and it apparently turned the inside of their home into a stinking shithole and an embarrassment for each of the offending family members on the subway…

I’ll admit, whenever a new iPhone or iPad came out, I usually purchase a case in the store to protect it immediately, but I either have a replacement case already ordered from Amazon or eBay that’s still making its way to my house, or I’ll be shopping for the one I really want within the 14 days of the initial case’s…

With Houlihan’s stiffing their servers from deserved tips and overtime to Applebee’s stealing money from a disabled person, what more proof do people need that the restaurant industry needs a major kick in the ass?

Lukewarm? End of the video didn’t sound lukewarm to me.

I totally lost my shit when “real” Carol returned and turned into Assassin’s Creed for the duration of the episode. Fantastic, especially for the fact that this episode was all about the “secondary” characters, and not Rick, Daryl, Michonne, Glenn, Abraham, etc. Seeing them handle the fort on their own was just…

Wow, I totally loved me some Paige Davis back in the day. I always thought that Lacey Chabert was a reincarnation of her when she went off the air.

Ok, seriously. Where the hell is this scene from in Sex and the City? I need context.

With all the recent string of hacks and data breaches, I’m surprised we haven’t accumulated 30+ years of free identity theft protection and credit monitoring by now.

Oops, missed reading that part about “without the phone being plugged in.” Yeah, those are specifically for the “s” models right now.

Still on my wish list:

“Hey Siri” is available in many devices on iOS 9, so it’s not just specific to the 6s. I had it working on my iPad mini 3 and 6 Plus before I upgraded to the 6s Plus.

I can’t tell if he closed his eyes.

Also works great on those Windows 8 tablets that only have a MicroUSB port instead of a USB port. Picked up a 32GB USB 3.0 one at Best Buy for only $10.

Who cares? If it’s got Jaime Alexander, I’m sold. I literally fell out of my chair when I saw her sporting this dress.

Fahrvergnügen? Fahrfrumgüden.

So, Tom Brady goes from endorsing a deflated football to endorsing an inflated ego.