Well, in Scorpion’s defense, he does keep telling us to get over to him.

(sniffing)

They have an Android smartphone.

In a similar survey, one hundred percent of Parisian men admit they are assholes.

Most people would say the same thing about genitalia.

That's been in some really old ones.

Well, to his credit, Aaron always played offense. It clearly shows his defense was lacking.

Ya, very disappointed in the mobile version. Was hoping to avoid paying $55 for the console version, and would’ve paid half that for the mobile version which turned out to be a complete insult.

I wonder the same thing about aliens. Travel millions of miles to hide in the middle of East Bumblefuck to perform some anal probes?

Can you make Kosher for Passover sandwiches with this then?

Needs more dirt and Shia LeBouf.

It's weird how one seemingly unrelated thing affects another. Here's an interesting one: My iTunes would randomly skip tracks when I'm listening to my library. It would play the song, and - out of the blue and anywhere in the song - skip to the next track. I went as far as examining and rebuilding what I thought were…

My wife, she very nice, yes?

4 years old and 12 years of training!

Ugh. Even at the discount, it's not worth it. We collectively have to tell Apple that 16GB is decent capacity for a smartwatch, not a smartphone or tablet anymore. Especially when developers have to embed three or four different resolutions of graphic assets instead of Apple allowing different binaries to be…

Ugh. Even at the discount, it's not worth it. We collectively have to tell Apple that 16GB is decent capacity for a…

I'd love to live in a town called "Almost Anywhere in Kansas."

Watched her on Real Time with Bill Maher back last month. Very strong and inspirational person, good on her!

I learned my steps from Albert.

If 3D is a little too much for you, Corona SDK has also gone free as of today. You can create 2/2.5D apps and games for iOS, Android, Windows Phone, and soon Windows and Mac desktop.